Top 3 things I want to say in my "all personnel - all offices" farewell email if and when I leave my firm:
1. I am moving to a yurt in Montana, where I will be embarking on a new career as a deputy sheriff.
2. I am leaving to work on my forthcoming expose, Law Firm Confidential.
3. Please contact me if you need local counsel in Kauai.
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