a bootless inquisition

"God, babies are annoying."
(what I thought when I held my three-month-old niece for the first time and she spit up on me)

"God, babies are irrational."
(what I thought when I held my three-month-old niece and she kept crying for no apparent reason)

"Had you forgotten?"
(what my husband said to me when I expressed the above)

"Yes."
(my response)

"Only child psychological effects"
(what I googled)

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